A little levity.   I bought a new 2007 BMW and returned to the dealer  the next day complaining that I couldn"t figure out how the
radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.   "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson"!   "The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"   "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia on My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.   I drove away happy, and  for the next few days, every time I"d say," Beethoven," I"d get  beautiful
classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I"d get one of  their awesome songs.   Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to  play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by
Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums,  Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi
on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch."   "Damn, I LOVE this car!"

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